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Um. Hello?

[Kate takes off her coat, because she recognizes Yelena, and because she figures that once again if Yelena wanted to kill her, she would have.

And instead, he's playing with the flatware.]

Are you doing my dishes?

No, but I have fixed your cutlery problem.

[Nevermind that Kate didn't seem to see it as a problem.]

I got you a full set. Forks, knives, even spoons.

I don't have a cutlery problem. I had a fork.

[And a spoon too. Probably even like... a butter knife.

Look, Kate gets a lot of takeout.]

So unless someone else is going to be eating here...?

You don’t have a cutlery problem anymore. Because I fixed it.

[She finishes organizing the drawer and turns to look at Kate incredulously.]

A person needs more than one fork, Kate Bishop. Surely someone who grew up in such a fancy house understands the importance of cutlery.

I don't live in a fancy house now.

[Sort of pointedly, honestly.]

Maybe I'm a little sick of having three forks for one meal.

So, one fork is an act of rebellion?

I didn't say that. More like... getting rid of things that are unnecessary.

Marie Kondoing things.

Forks are necessary, Kate Bishop. What if you have company? You can’t always give them plastic forks. That is very bad for the environment.

I recycle.

But usually I just get pizza. On a monster eats pizza with a fork.

So the mostly empty refrigerator isn’t a mistake, then. That’s sad. That is very sad.

So I guess your fridge is full of, what, reindeer meat and vodka? Caviar?

Oh, and sriracha. I almost forgot sriracha.

Edited 2021-12-19 03:46 (UTC)

I told you already, Kate Bishop. Reindeer meat is very unpleasant to eat.

Which you know because you eat it.

I have eaten it. Yes. You do what you have to to survive, you know.

You still haven't told me what's in your refrigerator.

Well, you weren't wrong about the caviar.

Have you ever had Russian caviar? It's very good. My sister was a big fan.

Tastes like little fish bombs.

What kind of face is that, Kate Bishop? Do you not like caviar?

Why would I want to eat fish bombs?

Because they are very tasty

You know, I didn't actually expect you to have expensive caviar in your fridge.

You expected reindeer meat, but not caviar?

As previously established, you're the one who told me you'd had reindeer meat.

Which I also expressed distaste for. You are not very good at reading a room, are you?

You showed up in my apartment with silverware. That's a really weird room to have to try and read.

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